Sex & The City
||I'm tired of being married to your penis. I'm a person. And this is supposed to be a relationship. And i'm done walking on egg shells. Oh, don't talk about moving in in front of the penis cause it might go soft. And the penis likes this, and the penis doesn't like that. And the penis wants to be measured!
||It was just a thought...
||Well, here's another thought: You can shove this marriage up your ass.
||Charlotte, don't go.
||No, I'm going home to my own appartment where I have a lease. Now, I hope that you and your penis have a very lovely night.
6:45 pm • 17 August 2014 • 6 notes
not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition
9:45 am • 17 August 2014 • 88,620 notes
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
9:44 am • 17 August 2014 • 76,003 notes
In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
target locked. firing lesbian ray
8:50 am • 17 August 2014 • 218,321 notes
Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then
but it gets better
hahahaha silly youtubers
5:24 pm • 16 August 2014 • 165,908 notes
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around faster
I WAS KILLED BY CATERPILLARS??!??!?!
plane crash plane crash plane crash not surprising
5:23 pm • 16 August 2014 • 98,477 notes