youtubeofficial:

finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option
elephantstoned:

Innerspeaker

plasmalogical:

who at the NSA has seen me naked? how many of them want to call me. i know youre reading this. im not doing anything tonight or tomorrow

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familyblogger:

i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs

so i googled dan radcliffe dogs

and

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this wasnt what i meant

(Source: evilgayslut, via ruinedchildhood)

Anonymous said: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

cherioz:

Quitting school to become a plant who wants to join me we can make a forest

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songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

(via sungrara)

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

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