Cop: "Have you been drinking? "
Me: "I been drankin' "
Cop: "Surfbort "
Me: "Surfbort"
flowercloud:

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

WHAT LOL
maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

michaelsexford:

what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

(Source: teenagevevo, via lunarix)

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."
wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.